Y’know what really grinds Dracula’s gears? Some fool took Dracula’s old cape and is trying to IMPERSONATE Dracula! This creep also don’t got no rhythm! He can’t come close to Dracula’s grooves, and he don’t look a thing like Dracula. He looks like some cheap knock off or somethin’. Dracula’s gonna need your help to find his hideout in Eternal Meadows and teach him the proper scrape and lick technique! I bet this dummy think Dracula sucks!
Now don’t this look familiar? What a couple of dummies!